OPPO Reviews: Häagen-Dazs Cookies & Cream.

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 07/23/2016 at 22:32 • Filed to: None

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I’m bored at the beach house and this is the only flavour the local shop had.

Is it Strawberry Cheesecake?

No

Is it as good as Strawberry Cheesecake?

No

Are you drunk Citroen?

Maybe, but why do you care?

Fine, what’s the score then?

I give it a solid 5/7

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > My citroen won't start 07/23/2016 at 22:34

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I want it, but I’m lactose intolerant.

fhrblig > My citroen won't start 07/23/2016 at 22:37

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I don’t know if I’ve ever had Häagen-Dazs cookies and cream, but I’m guessing it’s passable. Their peanut butter and chocolate is pretty good, but not as good as Baskin-Robbins.

My citroen won't start > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/23/2016 at 22:37

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Lactose free alternative:

Rock soup.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > My citroen won't start 07/23/2016 at 22:40

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Looks tasty, how much iron is in it? Zinc be nice too.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/23/2016 at 22:41

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Ben and Jerry’s just came out with a line of non-dairy ice creams that my wife is a huge fan of.

My citroen won't start > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/23/2016 at 22:42

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100% organic real rock flavored imitation garden rocks.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > My citroen won't start 07/23/2016 at 22:45

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Free range too? I don’t wanna support rock cruelty.

My citroen won't start > fhrblig 07/23/2016 at 22:46

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It’s very meh, texture and the vanilla are classic Haagen-Dazs, smooth and nice, the cookies bit is not so good soggy Oreo bits.

My citroen won't start > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/23/2016 at 22:48

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Does it matter, every rock consumed is a rock murdered.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > My citroen won't start 07/23/2016 at 22:48

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You’ve left so many important questions unanswered

Will it baby?

Is it cold?

Does it have feelings?

Will it help you make through a breakup?

Why is an orange when it spins?

fhrblig > My citroen won't start 07/23/2016 at 22:49

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Cookies and cream is almost always better as a shake or a Blizzard/McFlurry because the bits don’t get soggy.

My citroen won't start > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 07/23/2016 at 22:51

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It will baby, but probably cause bad baby poops.

Ice (cream) cold.

No, it has cookies, says it in the title.

No, too small and mediocre for breakup.

Because science

My citroen won't start > fhrblig 07/23/2016 at 22:53

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If you want cookie ice-cream always go for cookie dough, no sogginess and the taste is better IMO. (Also the reason I prefer strawberry cheesecake, the raw dough bits are incredible)

Birddog > My citroen won't start 07/23/2016 at 22:55

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“Bored”

“Beach house”

You lost me right there.

My citroen won't start > Birddog 07/23/2016 at 22:59

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The weather is awful and I’m groggy from the allergy medicine (caterpillar stung me) and now the alcohol.

Xyl0c41n3 > fhrblig 07/23/2016 at 23:01

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Blue Bell or bust, my friend.

fhrblig > Xyl0c41n3 07/23/2016 at 23:07

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I have to say, I’ve had Blue Bell and I’m not impressed. Then again, I love Dairy Queen, so what do I know?

Birddog > My citroen won't start 07/23/2016 at 23:08

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Forgot about the Bug bite. Sorry.

Alcohol though? That’s rarely a downer for me. Tune in to Prarie Home Companion, sit back and relax.

Nick Has an Exocet > Birddog 07/23/2016 at 23:11

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Wow. I have 15 hours of travel tomorrow. This “Prarie Home Companion” is going to be riding shotgun in the sky.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > My citroen won't start 07/23/2016 at 23:12

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Hey look, My citroen won’t start hasn’t died yet! Neat!

Birddog > Nick Has an Exocet 07/23/2016 at 23:15

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Garrison Kiellor is retiring soon. Enjoy while you can. His replacement isn’t quite as engaging.

pjhusa > My citroen won't start 07/23/2016 at 23:33

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I thought the bug bite claimed your life

My citroen won't start > pjhusa 07/23/2016 at 23:37

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I was touched by His noodly appendage and cured of my ailments

pjhusa > My citroen won't start 07/23/2016 at 23:37

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Yay?

My citroen won't start > pjhusa 07/23/2016 at 23:42

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Arghh

My citroen won't start > Birddog 07/23/2016 at 23:44

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I guess it’s the kind of alcohol and the setting, a glass of wine and allergy pill at night make for wonderful sleepiness and boredom.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > My citroen won't start 07/23/2016 at 23:45

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Your last answer is incorrect.

The correct answer is: A pencil, because a vest is sleeveless.

NeedForSwede > Birddog 07/24/2016 at 00:14

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Alcohol allergy medicine and garrison keillors voice might put him into a literal coma

Tapas > My citroen won't start 07/24/2016 at 07:35

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Add rum and make kickass milkshake for 7/7.

*takes a bow*

Jewish Stig > My citroen won't start 07/24/2016 at 08:56

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Looking forward for you review on the chocolate chip and mint flavor.

Frank Grimes > My citroen won't start 07/25/2016 at 00:10

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TIL catepillars can sting.

My citroen won't start > Frank Grimes 07/25/2016 at 00:22

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They can’t, you need to touch them kinda, I rested my arm on one by accident.